At the Westfield mall…
Guy: So is that a yes?
Girl: Ok, I’m going to give you my virginity but we’re going to Papa Beards after!
On the Cable Car…
Girl 1: I want to be Donkey from Shrek for Halloween this year.
Girl 2: WTF… why?
Girl 1: Cause I got hella donks LOL
Walking next to The Canary…
Old man 1: They said they wouldn’t refill my Viagra. I have to wait till next month.
Girl: Carrots are so cute. I think I would wear them in my hair.
Ferry Building farmers market:
Guy 1: I could eat a Squirrel.
Guy 2: I wish we had slingshots.
Guy 1: Let’s just throw a rock.